Her name is Pearl, she's sad, melancholy and lives in a Love Shack on the side of the road, selling her potions and wares to the love lorn. Most days she just stocks her shelves and spouts dirges :)
ME: Pearl, what's wrong? Your not sad to be here are you?
PEARL: No, I'm not sad to be here, just a little tired.
ME: Oh, well, that makes sense. You have had a long journey to get here. Coming to a new country, crossing the Atlantic.
PEARL: Yes, it was long, and trying to get use to the time change also. I should be asleep right now.
ME: Well,you can sleep anytime you want. I hope you are satisfied with your quarters though? Maybe I can look around for a little cot or comfy cushion for you to sit and mediate on.
PEARL: I am. But...
ME: Yes, is there something wrong?
PEARL: Not so much wrong as just misplaced. Look, my little shop is empty.
ME: Well, that can be taken care of in the days and weeks to come. I'll make sure you have plenty of what you need.
PEARL: Oh, thank you very much. That will make my job much easier, I think.
ME: Right now, you can check out the one bottle on your shelf, and the baskets and crates will be filled soon.
PEARL: You mean, the Butterfly Kisses? I can hand those out, at will?
ME: Of course.
PEARL: May the wings of the butterfly kiss the sun and find your shoulder to light on, to bring you luck, happiness and riches today, tomorrow and beyond.
ME: So I hear you are going to start quoting now. That's good. You've got a lot to say. who is this one by? I like it.
PEARL: It's an Irish Blessing, thought it would be fitting for the first one and to bless the my new surroundings, the Woodes.
ME: Well, I love it, and there is always room for Irish Blessing in this house, not matter what the circumstance. I find that very appropriate and I thank you.
PEARL: I'm curious as to what new items I'll be getting. Can I get a hint?
ME: Well, they are exotic, much used here in the Woodes, and I think will be a good seller.
ME: I've also taken the liberty of outfitting you with many objects for the rest of the holidays here at the woodes. How do you feel about yellow peeps, crocheted bunnies and Maypoles?
PEARL: I guess I'll adapted, as long as it helps me with my journey and my work.
ME: I think it will. Oh, and when we do our photo shoots, I liked to get one picture in color, if that's okay with you. We can make it somber if need be.
PEARL: I think that will be fine, just so long as we don't make a habit out of it. This will work for this picture...
I laugh (inside deep), I smile (inside, deep), I take Prozac (daily) / Anonymous
ME: Yeah, that's a good way to end this day. So I take it all of our conversations are going to be like this?
PEARL: Most likely, but maybe not as many pictures.
ME: Lovely