Reddiker Woodes

Ghost in the Machine

The other day we (Ash and I) noticed the Mini-Figs in a roundtable discussion, so Ash decided to see exactly what they were doing and why they were upstairs.

These are pictures and details that Ash took.

   

ASH: Okay, I'm not sure about this.  I think we might have a problem and they are getting ready to take over the Elizabeth Dane.

BATMAN: Batman here, getting ready to start my secret bat cave in the basement.

ASH: There is no basement in the Elizabeth Dane???? And why are you talking in the third person?

BATMAN: Oh, well, never-mind.  Batman will secure the area. (walks away).

Harley Quinn: Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee.

ASH: Wait a minute, we already have a "Harley Quinn" living in the house, and she's not anywhere as crazy as you.  Well, maybe she is.

HQ: hee, hee, hee, ha, hee, hee, hee, hee, gime dat camra!!!!

BATMAN: Batman doesn't like this.

TROOPERS: Uh oh, this can't be good.  

I thought we were over this already.

Who's this big head guy and where is Vader???

ASH: So you three are going to be the ones securing the house?

TROOPERS: UH, NO.  We don't even know how we got here.  We were asleep in the basement one minute, now we are up here around you, big head.

ASH: My name is Ash, not big head.

TROOPERS: Okay big head, don't get so bent out of shape.  We really need to get some better PR around here.  Hey look a piano.

In the Music Room...

BATMAN: Good, troops have arrived for Batman.

TROOPERS: Why are you talking in the third person? Hey this red chick is who we were suppose to watch out for. 

More guardsmen..

ASH: Great, more undead beings.  Okay, I guess you can guard the front door then.

GUARDSMEN: UUGGGHHH

TROOPERS: Hey, get over here and help us with her.

TROOPER: No, I'm conducting a concerto, leave me lone.

ASH: Okay, I'm not sure what kind of sick twisted day I'm having here, but I'm not liking it.  I don't know where Katie Rose is, and I don't think she's going to want these guys in the house.

ASH: Oh, and why am I bald right now?

ME: I'm working on getting you a wig that actually fits.  Plus you ears are cute.

ASH: I hate these conversations that we have sometimes.  Who else do I have to talk to?

GHOST: Booooooooo

ASH: Hmm.  You make sense I guess.

   

SKELETONS: AAAGGHHHHAAGGHHHH

ASH: Your kidding right?

SKELETONS: AAAGGGAAAHHHHHAGGGH

ASH: A baby Hut?  What the hell I'm I suppose to do with him?

BABY HUT: Piiiiiizzzzzaaaa.

Lord Vader: Slave, I am Lord Vader, and I will take over this Death Star.

ASH: Okay, a few things...I'm not your slave, I'm a scribe, and I don't take orders from anyone.  Well, okay, one person, but not a key fob.  Second, this is not the Death Star, and you can't take it over.

VADER: (putting his hand up to Ash's throat and trying to squeeze), gets a headache and walks away in despair.

ASH: There has got to be some control here.  Where and when are Katie Rose's uncles coming back?

ME: I'm not sure.  I think they are gathering supplies.  One said something about flour, sugar and fondant.

ASH: OH MY GOD, YOU HAVE THEM WORKING ON THE WEDDING CAKE????

ME: No, don't be silly. I have other slaves for that.  Said something about some sweets for Katie Rose.

ASH: Oh, okay then.  I better go find Katie Rose, make sure she's not getting into trouble with this gang. Oh, and I took some extra pictures for you, check them out.

ME: Thank you, your the best.

ASH: I know.

ME: You can't just let someone else have the last word, can you?

ASH: Nope

   

   

It Was Harley Quinn in the Attic with a Hammer?

Just follow the signs and you'll see who did what to whom????

Since the Lego's have been in the house, they are EVERYWHERE, and I mean everywhere. They apparently kicked Ash away from the house, but made a spider stand guard since they were busy.

ME: Ash, why are you sitting here by yourself?

ASH: Since you brought those little medieval bastards into the house, they've taken over everything, look.

ME: Oh my, what has gone on over there?

Skeletons, Stormtroopers on the front porch, keeping guard?

         

Darth in the Tower?

Commander Cody with a sword?

An honest to god cop.  I wonder if he can get service in there?

Battle Droid?

Harley Quinn in the attic bedroom with a hammer.  I didn't think skeletons could die.

Batman in the attic with a gun???? What the???

I wonder where his plane is?

Just a total slaughter in the music room.

HEE HEE HEE HEE

Building Our Own Army

In our defense we are saying they will be toys for Little Man when he gets bigger...

YEAH, RIGHT.

I had been looking at the little Mini Figs of the Stormtroopers on evilBay for a while now while, but didn't want to pay $10.00 a piece for just one.  Luckily the Mills has it's very own Lego Land store, and it's just like heaven for adults.  Oh, sure the kids like it, but adults have credit cards and cash, and these weren't available when we were 10 years old.  I have the three little Stormtroopers, a Darth Vadar, and some of the Castle Figures.

They are the perfect size for the dollhouse, and have so much character.  I'm starting to feel sorry for the little one that will be living in the house with them.  Hopefully they won't cause too much harm.

Darth and Imperial Trooper checking out the new recruits...

They were keychains and about $4.00 each.

     

... I don't know, what do you think?  Should we bust them out?

... no, you do it, your the one with the powers...

... no you do it, you are expendable and I can make more of you...

... yes, my army to do my bidding...

... sir, they don't look anything like the others...

... I don't care, they are going to do my bidding, MMWAAAAHHH

... but sir!!!! (uuaahhggahh) 

Darth strangling him, like he does to everyone who doesn't listen

... when is he going to learn, we really don't die, when he does that????

... hey, does that what we look like with out armor?

Who's In The House? Pt. 2

... here, I've confiscated these from the house.  They look like they belong to someone short, dark, wears purple, and has a love of candy.

... love of candy?  What is that suppose to mean?  How do you know all of that.

... I am an FBI agent.  I know things, it's called PROFILING, maybe you've heard of it.  Like you.  You have pointy ears, short, and very inquisitive, you must be a Vulcan.

... A VULCAN??? Are you insane?  I can't believe you've been hired for this job.  Don't you have some place to go????

These look like black light glasses.

... okay, what is going on in the house, and who are these suppose to belong to?  Are there going to be any more surprises???

... oops.  I think I still have some loose ends to tidy up.

Who's In The House?

Who's In The House?

ASH: Okay, So I've had a talk with the muppet, and he said that he wouldn't "haunt" the house anymore, but we can't be certain of any others that might come and go.

ME: I can't believe that the Stormtroopers were afraid of HIM?

ASH: And they call themselves the superior being.  Now, just who is this house going to be for anyway?  I'm way to big to be in it, the Stormtroopers are afraid of it, and no one else in the house I know of, can fit?

ME: I'm not sure of her exact name yet, but she is a distant relative to the original owners.

ASH: But this house is hundreds of years old, and small.  They'd have to be microscope in size.

ME: I know.  She's special.  She's very sad, but very special.  She's traveling a long distance to be here, but this is the only home that she knows of.

ASH: I don't know about this.  I haven't even had a chance to talk to Isabella about this. The house looks so empty and cold.

ME: How about I have someone go and check it out then?  Someone professional.

ASH: Who are you going to get to go in there, if the Stormtroopers couldn't even handle it.  And they had phaser guns.

ME: I've talked the reality company, and they have put up an open house sign and hired an investigator.

ASH: OPEN HOUSE, I thought this was condemned?

ME: That's not entirely correct.  Besides, it has electricity, so it can't be that bad.  Oh, look.  There is the investigator now.

ASH: Who are you, and where did you come from?

AGENT: I'm Inspector Centurion.  I've come from Quantico,  and I've come here to rid the house of vermin.

AGENT: Behold, I carry a 9mm and a gas mask, so I will come to no harm.

ASH: Your kidding with him right?  He's as clueless as the Stormtroopers, but at least they looked like they could fight.  He looks like he's going to keel over any moment from too many cartons of smokes.

ME: He comes highly recommended and has had many dealings with the paranormal.

ASH: Oh, he knows about the paranormal alright.  Look at him.  This is going to go so horribly wrong.

ME: Have some faith.  Let's just see what he can do.  Besides, the house needs to be checked out further before anyone can live in it or come back to stay.

ASH: Come back to stay, who has lived in it before?

ME: Oh, a couple of characters you might be familiar with.  You'll get to meet with them in a few days.

...meanwhile, Inspector Centurion starts to enter the house...

...it seems that all is calm on the surface...

...but upon stepping inside, he encounters a small being who has decided to take up residence...

... he, the being seems to be unfazed by the inspector, and the inspector chalks him up as a figment of his imagination...

... the brave inspector moves onto the kitchen, and starts to slaughter the rodents that the Stormtroopers neglected to remove...

... the being residing in the house now show's his true colors...

... inspector Centurion decides to let him live and starts to investigate the second floor...

...hmm, nice view...

     

... what's with all the rats, he thinks...

... no time for cocktails...

... a monkey room?...

... to the third floor...

... bang, bang, bang.  Die rat scum...

... how many bedrooms are in this place?...

... oh look, underwear drawer...

... inspector Centurion just stumbles along...

... was this placed used as a brothel???...

... you know, sometimes I'd just like some ME time...

... can we talk...

... on inspection of the Tower Room that the Stormtroopers fled in fear of...

... all looks clear here on the surface...

... but what does our inspector find upon a closer look...

... "I'll go and give these to the tall boy, and get my orders for the next assignment...

TO BE CONTINUED.